one thing about swampy-wampy sludge planet is that it wasnt always so swampy-wampy and sludge covered. in the beginning it was just like your average moeversian planet, w/ a solid and dry ground. however due to its unfortunate location, it ended up being the victim of a great number of nastynasty deluges. this resulted in swampy-wampy sludge planet becoming permanently flooded and thus inhabitable and earning its current name. the locals, oh those silly ones what did they do when their homes were no longer suited for living? instead of moving out of swampy-wampy, they’ve moved even more in it. meaning they relocated themselves underground, in the planet’s vast sewer-system. and this didnt even solve their little flood problem as sewer-systems -as you might know- have a habit of being full of water, especially when raining occurs which is quite common on the planet . the locals, in spite of all the natural disasters, continue to stay on their planet as the excessive amount of jouissance they acquire from complaining about the weather is much more entertaining to them than a comfortable way of living.
phólia: what is there to be so confused about when i am laying out the facts so clearly. it is all so simple, so obvious, they’d benefit from declamatory configuration magic if they were only a bit more willing open their mind to the truth.
i have told those blindfolded biowaste countless times, i have dumbed it down, given them examples. the patterns they see everywhere are the surplus derivatives of the apparatus’ efforts of controlling the entire moeverse. extensive channels of the oscillating wave currents spread over our entire ground of reality that control everything including this orbiting sphere of mud. the apparatus streamline every process and opportunity reducing them to their utmost basic minimum limits.
*laughs maniacally* it is so ridiculous how stupid they are, nothing could be simpler than reaching the par excellence version of their world, for once the fact that there is so much of them would be beneficial.
it is okay to be scared of the truth but not to this extent and definitely not for this long. so i have decided i am not going to bother with them any further, it just does not worth the effort, i will simply let them slowly drown in their simple and ignorant quicksand world.
willow: right, they are so annoying
(cant stop going crazy w/ the distracting textures that make the drawing incomprehensible wont stop going crazy w/ the distracting textures that make the drawing incomprehensible)
