☆.´ `. ☽¸.☆, Presenting you god's eepyiest soldier, the man of your dreams, the one and only ,☆.¸☽ .` ´.☆
☆.´ `. ☽¸.☆, Presenting you god's eepyiest soldier, the man of your dreams, the one and only ,☆.¸☽ .` ´.☆
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Bedman is a real smart boy. So smart in fact that he has to be constantly asleep or his body couldn't handle his big smart thoughts and his brain would explode. Like this:
Due to his condition he has to spend his life in comatosed state.
Being traped in your dreamworld forever sounds pretty lonely, isn't it? Even true redditors like, Bedman require some company from time to time. That's why the Universal Will got a him a nice Reinforced High-Density Bedframe, which makes him able to interract with the real world.
But such fancy berth doesnt come without consequences. In a nutshell he got fucked over and now he's dead. Poor thing. Fear not though, a minor detail like this would never stop him from roaming around killing folks and giving big monoluges, which noone cares about. Also his spirit now poses the bedframe, used by his sister, the recently awakaned Delilah
Funfact:Him and his sister, Delilah, both has the same name as freddie mercury's cats. (his real name is Romeo F. Neumann)Could this be a coincidence? I dont think so. Also his surname is probably a reference to János Neumann, the inventor of the first computer. I wonder if there might be relation between the two.
ok, that's basically it. I left out a lots of more or less important details. So visit the bedman wiki if you want more loredump
Oh just how hard it is to be a scrawny little twink in a world full of buff himbos!
Bedman would end capitalism, poverty and world-hunger in one day than go home and log on 4chan. He is so powerful, even the great Daisuke was to afraid to make him a good character. Nonetheless i still enjoy every second of going around with him and tickling innocent fools tummies with his gear thingies.
𝖂𝖊 𝖙𝖆𝖑𝖐 𝖆𝖇𝖔𝖚𝖙 '𝖘𝖚𝖗𝖛𝖎𝖛𝖆𝖑 𝖔𝖋 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖋𝖎𝖙𝖙𝖊𝖘𝖙' 𝖆 𝖑𝖔𝖙 𝖇𝖚𝖙 𝖆𝖑𝖑 𝖙𝖍𝖆𝖙 𝖗𝖊𝖆𝖑𝖑𝖞 𝖒𝖊𝖆𝖓𝖘 𝖎𝖘 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖘𝖐𝖎𝖑𝖑𝖊𝖉 𝖑𝖎𝖛𝖊 𝖆𝖓𝖉 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖚𝖓𝖘𝖐𝖎𝖑𝖑𝖊𝖉 𝖉𝖎𝖊. 𝕾𝖎𝖓𝖈𝖊 𝖞𝖔𝖚'𝖗𝖊 𝖈𝖑𝖊𝖆𝖗𝖑𝖞 𝖎𝖓 𝖙𝖍𝖆𝖙 𝖘𝖊𝖈𝖔𝖓𝖉 𝖌𝖗𝖔𝖚𝖕, 𝖒𝖆𝖞𝖇𝖊 𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖐 𝖞𝖔𝖚𝖗 𝖋𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙𝖘 𝖆 𝖇𝖎𝖙 𝖒𝖔𝖗𝖊 𝖈𝖆𝖗𝖊𝖋𝖚𝖑𝖑𝖞? 𝕯𝖔 𝖞𝖔𝖚 𝖚𝖓𝖉𝖊𝖗𝖘𝖙𝖆𝖓𝖉 𝖜𝖍𝖆𝖙 𝕴'𝖒 𝖘𝖆𝖞𝖎𝖓𝖌? 𝕴𝖙'𝖘 𝖓𝖊𝖛𝖊𝖗 𝖌𝖔𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝖙𝖔 𝖒𝖆𝖙𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝖍𝖔𝖜 𝖒𝖚𝖈𝖍 𝖞𝖔𝖚 '𝖜𝖆𝖓𝖙 𝖎𝖙' 𝖜𝖍𝖊𝖓 𝖞𝖔𝖚'𝖗𝖊 𝖚𝖕 𝖆𝖌𝖆𝖎𝖓𝖘𝖙 𝖘𝖔𝖒𝖊𝖔𝖓𝖊 𝖜𝖍𝖔 𝖈𝖆𝖓 𝖐𝖎𝖑𝖑 𝖞𝖔𝖚 𝖜𝖎𝖙𝖍 𝖆 𝖘𝖓𝖊𝖊𝖟𝖊. like okay? dont even try to tell me the this isnt the highest moe factor you've ever seen. I study him everyday like the bible.
This motherfucker takes himself so seriously he must wear his glasses even in his sleep, and likes to talk all fancy unironically, just so you know how really smart he is
